Support @staccoverflow in his David v Goliath tale

Having tried to whistleblow, I currently face up to 14 years in prison unless I can make restitution of 2-6 million Great British Pounds before sentencing. One could ask for donations; one could run scams; instead, I'm offering you themed merch for all y'all to get utility from your support. The oldest utility in the book is that which you can wear...